nosebleed girl is getting lots of praise
If you were a Panda and I were a Koala and we had a baby, it'd be a falafel. Just think about that.
see you put your penis in her and it's like an ignition key to start the crazy
get to allyx's house asap
Ok is everything ok
Yeah, theres just lesbians
omg yes on my way
My dad told me my only assignment from now til graduation is to not die. it's a legit concern for him.
I just saw her shopping list. The only things on it are blackberries, hot fudge and condoms. I almost don't wanna know. Almost.
well.. I tried flushing my sandals down the toilet
You have to sext the same way you right a resume, you can only use active verbs
You mistakenly try to piss in a cactus bush ONE TIME and are forever dubbed cactus ass
don't worry, i'm not mad. i'm just angry. and furious. and about to set your ass on fire.
Dude I think the cat just licked the coke plate
Black magic does not go near my vagina, it's a rule
Yeah I don't think your wife thinks it's a good thing that you're fucking your cousin.
For future reference: When the bouncer is approaching you to remove you from his bar, you don't respond by taking off your pants.
It’s amazing such a big dick belongs to such a boring guy
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