i'm sure her mom would have loved to find out her daughter has herpes via facebook
I start off june hungover/still drunk stumbling down my driveway with the trashcan at 6am..it's gonna be an interesting month
Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
i love my job...i have craft hour at my desk w twizzlers
can u grab me a application
I want to do you till i cant cum anymore. Till all i get is a little flag that says "bang".
i need a shirt that says "I fuck trainwrecks"
Just try to lay there and not be pregnant.
Im not gonna remember this tomorrow but the real money is in coke i wanna get a dark wood desk and cell coke then i can own taco bell and the xxl chalupa will be mine
Rosemary is literally sitting on the ground holding on to the rug because she thinks she is going to fall if she lets go. We smoked way too much.
I dont think I should be allowed to pick my own boyfriends anymore
I'm resourceful. I forgot we don't have coca cola so now I'm drinking Jack & Dew or Mountain Daniels. Also, I haven't decided on an official name yet for this drink. I'm leaning toward Jack & Dew
WHAT A DUMBASS ugh I'm so glad he looks like a middle aged dad now
Did I seriously answer the door for a home delivery of weed from you and your boss while wearing last night's 80s rockstar face paint?
dude igloo, 4 foot bong, and 3 grams of blue dream. will you be my eskimo buddy?
Are you telling me right now that the weed man sexted you?
THE WEED MAN SEXTED ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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