Youre a pretentious asshole and im not sure who you think you are. Get the hell over yourself and the self righteous culture snob image because its pretty obnoxious.
we need 14,000 post its to execute this plan
I'm eating dry tortillas on a mattress without a sheet. and i thought my life would change after graduation.
Just so you know there's a random man downstairs knocking on a door with a dozen roses and a 30 pack of beer. Unattractive or not, I'm inviting him in.
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don't let me wipe my vag with a dirty leaf outside of mcdonalds ever again.
There are pictures of you on the shoulders of some old guy dressed as borat
i havent blinked in 235 seconds. now 247. now 258. 263. 267. 271. i also have been gifted with theability to both type and count and not blink. 293 so magical
I think being an adult is being able to say no to free shots...I need to work on that.
Fortunately for myself I'm twice as smart and half as drunk as everyone else. All things considered I'm leaving here three-to-five times richer than when I arrived.
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No one understands the complete and utter debilitating 3 day bday bender.
Kinda awkward to hear your aunt complain about loose women when you're in town to be a stunt dick for a swingers convention. Just sayin.
Just when I thought I was growing up, I go out and TOTALLY REDEEM MYSELF
We shall need something stronger. Anal lube, the blood of a giraffe, and a bay leaf should do the trick. Make the paste and cover your left knee and anus in it.
Okay so the couple who keep propositioning people for threeways are def siblings not bf/gf
So are you gonna do it or no you said they're hot
quickly learned not to sleep with your roommate and work colleague in the same week
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