please say your awake. the girl i brought home last night...any idea on a name? she isnt up yet...
so now she's a stripper
can't say i'm surprised
I took chris brown's side in the conversation ... cut to me not getting laid tonight
she moved to the other side of town, do you realize how far i gotta walk to get a blow job???
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When I woke up in the parking lot today I decided it is not a good idea to hang out with you anymore.
We did nothing beneficial to ourselves, or our country last night.
I saved him as teletubby in my phone....that can't be a good sign. I'm not answering.
I had to photo shop your nipple piercings. that was extremely awkward.
Tell me again why I left before the topless cake fight
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We've started traveling with Michael and Patrick so we can pretend we're two legit straight couples.
A charade that fell apart the second another couple on the cruse found Sarah face down in my box on an observation deck.
I feel like you're the reason public nudity is illegal and generally frowned upon in society
Pretty sure my parents just hear me get off from the living room but I feel like they should be proud that I did it without a man honestly.
WHY DID YOU DRUNK DIAL MY MOM?!
Because mine was sitting on the bar stool next to me...
The first thing I did when I got to the apartment was masturbate on the couch
a guy messaged me on POF to ask if I knew of any places that were hiring. And was being completely deadass serious. I'm so done
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