Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
i just dedicated my kegstand to your breasts
the fact that i fell through a skylight is the least humiliating part of the night
Hospital. He tried giving some kid a stone cold stunner during a real fight.
I've liked him since I puked on him on my birthday so I want it to be special.
Ya he's alive. Apparently he's been drinking Naty and listening to Unbreak My Heart on repeat all day.
Well we get the HIV results on my birthday haha. It'll be like happy birthday kid, you have AIDS.
Happy cinco de mayo!! Puke filled sombrero in the lawn needs to be picked up and whos never punched my fence boards in half needs to replace those by the way the owner of those panties (see attached photo) anytime you wanna cum over;-) hiii!
Looking back on this weekend, I'm most grateful I never brought up with word "toe-fucking" at the bachelorette party.
who orders an old fashioned in 2014? even my Grandparents think you're an asshole.
why are there 3 differently sized panties on our kitchen counter?
They are gonna stay together and get married and have 2 children before he wakes up and realizes that there is more to life than anal
I wouldn't marry anyone who wouldn't symbolically fuck a doughnut with a sausage though.
Just had an orgasim to the Star Spangled Banner so.. it was all worth it.
HE PUT A HOLE. IN. MY. HOUSE!!!
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