Blackout barefoot maybe pregnant
Good decisions....
Just got blue box Mac and cheese things are looking up
so id say it was a successful trip...i only got hit on by one cousin...
They have beer in plastic boots. How am I supposed to resist that?
I would also like to inform you that I can no longer lay on my back because my tailbone is bruised from the nightstand. Good job.
He woke up, got my bottle of water and poured it on me and then went back to sleep. Not really how I want to wake up at 2 a.m.
Hes stumbling drunkenly around the streets of New York with a balloon vagina on his head. I'd say hes having a good night.
okay just a general question, but if i got arrested, who here would bail me out. this is important.
What's up with the fire hydrant in the laundry room?
Bro if you don't text me back I'm gonna send you a picture of my nut sack every ten seconds for the rest of the night. I'm home alone with nothing to do. Don't push me.
Wow it must be so difficult to be as popular as you are and smoke as much weed as you do
I really shouldn't have to tell you to stop banging your lightsaber on everything while we are in college.
Okay... I just said "preach it" to the pokemon theme song. I'm hammered.
would it be uncouth to smoke a joint during office hours
This is why you're my favorite TA
You kept yelling "NO CAPES" at me for no apparent reason
Say whatever the fuck you want about me, but leave my deceased cat out of it.
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