Piggyback rides are my preferred mode of transportation.
Just had sex in the basement of the library... I knew I was paying $120,000 for something more than a law degree
my brother walked in while we were fucking, silently took my bong from my closet, saluted us and walked out.
Nada. Shooting off confetti and wanted to see I'd u could see it from ur house.
Wow. Its not even 11am.
I just realized i came back home with my lei that one night. How do i forget my bra but remember my lei?
u kept pointing at random guys and making quacking or mooing sounds.
Obviously he considers you not fucking him as fucking up. Thus making him fuck up. Based on this I believe he should be disqualified from the race to your vagina.
Donald Trump and I would be so adorably orange together!
Aka reading hardcore gay robot porn as a steady trickle of elementary schoolers walk by me every so often and im still in uniform as there councilor
Who is also still dressed up as a pirate
Yo. What's your name again? You put "don't tell your landlord" as your name lol
It's hard picking what to wear when you know the plan is sex. Like can't I just wear my robe let's just simplify this.
I'm recovering from the blowjob...She's doing her taxes...
kick those bitches in the teeth and tell them mama came to party
Kay so its 9 am whose dumbass is gunna act sober to buy pizza rolls
Dude you promised
i dont know how or why im in the gym right now, but theres a hot cop, a guy i hook up with, and his hot friend. this can only lead to every fantasy i ever had.
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