I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
dude, despite what happened last night, I'm not gay
Don't really want to talk about it. You were right. She had a whole jar of toenail clippings on her nightstand that she chews on "when her fingernails are too short." Direct quote.
I fell asleep with crest white strips on and ate one...
if i died would you start the facebook group?
I watched the entire movie Forgetting Sarah Marshall before I realized it was in Spanish.
I need to stop researching the drugs I do on Wikipedia. The parts about abuse and dependency hit too close to home
just 'accidentally' changed my relationship status to 'in an open relationship' just to see what offers I might get if I were to dump him. it's not looking good
the girl walking home behind me started yelling and pointing "i want an ass like hers!" i feel vaguely accomplished.
My clothes are covered in blood and I feel like I drank a gallon of elephant cum...it's safe to say I'm hungover
He's in a nude suit, bald, with a pink headband and a black sharpie streak down his forehead.
All I want is dick and wine.
There's a big ass bed, hella ecstasy, and I can guarantee you'll regret every second that you remember.
short story short, i just screamed anal seepage in the middle of a diner.
So I was having a really bad night...so I decided to steal a pumpkin.
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