Do you think they'll have a special part during the BET awards for Michael Jackson even though he turned white?
so my mom told me to suck on something if I have to cough. so I guess blow jobs are ok
love makes seman taste better
It is obvious to me now why clam chowder & beer aren't a good combo.
i wanna anger bang this girl behind me at work. she never shuts up with her annoying voice. but her boobs are phenom.
they bet me shots that I couldn't give people piggyback rides around the club just cause I'm 125lbs and a girl...I had a line forming after the third guy.
...Saturday night. Get your dick ready. We are going to go nuts. I want to have sex fucking everywhere.
Woke up w/ the same freshman as last Saturday but we were sober this time. Is that a relationship?
I still have a scar from the last time she gave me a handjob. There is NO WAY i'll stick my dick anywhere near her again
They invented a new game at work. Its called guess if I'm baked, hungover, drunk, or some combination of the three. Its surprisingly very difficult..
The only person I have to bring is crazy hospital guy
HE'S NOT INVITED!!!
Last night you made me help you pick the raisins out of a kashi bar and acted like it was the most important thing to ever happen to you or our friendship
My liver needs the occasional pep talk and a reminder that we are two weeks into freshman year of college.
When your guy changes his swinger profile to include you. #makingprogress
We free pour in this house. Measuring alcohol is for the weak
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