So I pulled my t-shirt down, pushed my boobs up and marched right into that church!
Santa Clause just drove by me on a fire truck. Epic night begins.
so many types of cookies right now. i'm eating four kinds of cookies that i've made into larger cookie sandwiches. too high. whoa.
just took my temp. 103. i wonder how tylenol and jager bombs are gonna mix
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Are they hot? And are the slutty? These are my concerns for any wedding. You say yes, and yes, I will be your best man
She was our DD the least I could do is have sex with her. Even when drunk I'm still chivalrous.
Just bought a waterproof mattress cover. Bring it on sophomore year.
As for the 14 hours of vodka. I am all that is man.
He's trying to marry me, when is the appropriate time to tell him my real name and that Dallas is a completely fictitious slutty alter ego? I need the advice of someone with morals.
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do i respond to the booty call for the guy with the bigger dick or the one who has the gourmet coffee i like so much? at this point i'm leading toward the coffee
I'n not even sure we went out, but I know we broke into a cemetery.
I'm excited for you as you venture towards new drug experiences
After the first time we had sex he kept saying "I'm proud of you" over and over again
I know you're here! I can hear your phoneeeee. Wake up and do illegal things with me.
you have to get here a cop came into the bar and she looks like Sarah Palin. I think I'm gonna try and bang her
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