I need a slap back to reality. Or at least a slap back to homosexuality
I just woke up in the back of his van. Bring me a sunkist.
Random 1st period thought: do you think she could put "had a threesome" on her resume?
She brought an overnight bag to my party. Might as well have shown up wearing only a thong and a bottle of whip cream in her hand.
I'm so used to throwing up its no longer a game of hanging over the toilet. Now it's just 'stand up, aim for the toilet, do my thing' then walk out
btw my roommates send a round of applause to you and that guy you tried to fuck on our wall. Additionally they hope he got it in.
Fair warning: We've transformed the living room into a giant tent.
when the washing machine is on all the beer bottles jiggle and clink against each other... "drink us drink us drink us"
He said he wanted to "superfuck" me
Does he wear a cape??
The only people in the library at 5:00 on the friday after finals are homeless or pre-med.
I sharted in my christmas pjs :(
I think he fucked my hip out of place.
I just want to trace his tattoos with my tongue
it's my fake id's birthday. i'm wearing a hat, and i have a beard. i'm untouchable. TO THE BARS!
how do do this?
do what? Keep standing? Choose between 2 guys?
keep making boys cry?
Randomize
