..Thats also how I think I got the lyrics from MIAs Paper Planes Sharpeed on my ass? Maybe.
the third sister isn't as attractive as the other two but I will do her anyway to finally pull off the fabled family hat trick.
Buying beer for freshmen. No matter what they ask for, I'm getting them Colt 45.
All the walks of shame were condensed into the hour before parents started showing up. Move out day is so bittersweet
I just deleted all the drug dealers from my phone, I guess this is growing up
you know it takes a lot for me to use utensils conservatively
My neighbor is on the his front porch in a robe dipping a popsicle into what appears to be vodka. I want to be his son.
GLITTER SLIP N SLIDE MUTHAFUCKAH~
Currently siting in the living room naked, staring at one of the girls across the street in her living room naked. This is like the most intense starting contest of all time.
You should hear the lecture my mom just gave me about cooking pizzas when im drunk because "I could have died".
well don't blame me. sometimes vibrators go missing and people get angry. these things happen
I don't know where I keep finding these guys, but mi power bottoms es su power bottoms.
man fuck you i am a delight. you're the one who fucking set his tree on fire while high
why is there a thong in the fridge-NOT MINE-and a half of a pickle on the stairs?!
I don't wear thongs. The picle was for dipping. Ill explain later. Lacy or plain thong ?
Just bedazzled a flask, while drinking out of it. Hot glue is EVERYWHERE.
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