Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
That guy youre talking to looks like Brian from Family Guy.
I would like to thank collapsed soviet republics and fathers who didnt show enough attention for tonight's festivities
His second form of ID was an emergency room wristband from an hour ago. What the fuck is going on right now
Haha yeah he had an allergic reaction to the alcohol earlier. He thinks that if he only drinks vodka he will be ok...
Why does Thanksgiving make hot girls feel disgusting and fat girls feel horny? Its killing my prospects.
I apparently tried to stop my spending of money by sealing the top of my wallet with gum
i talked to you about this last night, and you kept saying "he wants yo pusssaayyyyyy"
You didn't see us wave? How could you not? We were all going like 10mph screaming at you. We were stoned and didnt wanna run over pedestrians
Finally put clothes on I've been laying naked in the bed for approximately 4 hours since I showered and by showered I mean when I laid down in the bathtub with the shower on
can you please explain how one drink turns into 5 street signs with their poles lying around my room
I may puke in class so I'm excited to see how that goes
I was going to learn how to knit but I got high instead.
It's just really funny to hear them talk about March for Life when literally every single one of those girls has had an abortion
Dad literally changed the channel from an episode of Big Bang Theory to another episode of Big Bang Theory. That's why I hate this show.
Just make sure you put pants on
....then im not going
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