Asian hipster sighting. About to tackle him and ask him to take me to chinatown
I just didn't expect you to be so naked....
i really wish james franco would like my vagina
My professor just gave everyone in the class extra credit... except for the kid wearing the Cubs hat
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I'm a big fan of your penis but I will not sit through an animated movie dedicated to it.
In case any of you were wondering, kyle is alive. He also intends to do the same thing tommorow night and the night after.Goodnight everyone
i think if i got caught drinking at work i could get away with it if i started crying and saying my cat just died. as long as i'm confident.
This text is addressed to sober me: getting drunk by yourself may have seemed like a Good idea at first bit it can tell you that it wasn't ad fun as you thought it would be
Ps your lap top bag is FULL of empty beets
Can we dedicate this weekends marathon sexcapades to all the haters?
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Just call Katie. She's like the drunk whisperer; she can get them to do anything.
Woke up with 5 texts apologizing from a number I named "guy who elbowed me in face"
Today I learned I and my bar naps were the subject of a bar meeting.
Your "whiskey dick" is glorious but also terrifying
Nothing says "i love you" more than flowers and potatoes
Well this guy just went into a detailed lecture about how rinos are developing into unicorns.. It's gonna be a good night.
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