Got a little crazy huh? Happy st pattys day. None of you have any idea where my credit card would be do you? How do i always lose
i'm sick of taking my pants off and seeing a look of disappointment on the girls face. i want her to be frigthened
My balls are so social today.
the only reason i even kissed her was because we were having sex when it midnight, and i heard people yelling "happy new year."
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Fighting the police is like screwing a fat girl, if I'm drunk enough I'll do it
I just remember her telling me "Hi, my names Kaissa and I'm a lesbian" over and over and over and over again as I was crying.
You would think that someone would have been sober enough to object to vodka bong races.
I feel eeeverything like there's a rhythm and everything can be felt w/o ever touching it. And it's beautiful. Sunshine or raindrops it's like orgasming. Everything has a taste.
The only good thing about this is that the pharmacy guy will stop trying to add me on Facebook.
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I don't remember much but I think I'm wearing your underwear, and for that, I am extremely grateful.
Your mom won me $100 and you showed me your tits. Solid evening.
I'm just trying to absorb as much of the fluids from the carpet as I can.
I'm eating your cookies as payment for having to listen to you. Happy sex
Is it possible to hurt your vagina working out, because I think my Dumbass accomplished that... π―πππ
Do I even want to know?
Juice tastes so weird without alcohol
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