Dude I just peed on my pants. not in them though. and yes there is a difference
I just got wrote up for "repeatedly smelling like alcohol"
That was long passed due.
i lose more brain cells when ever she opens her mouth then i would doing meth for 8 years of my life.
You've got more to offer than just money. Come on. You have an awesome rack.
You kept tellin the cashier that this order was "To Go" over and over...even tho we were in the drive-thru
I was told u were the one who could explain to me why i woke up in the running shower, still in my dress and heels
Telling me that I would make a great "occasional fuck" was not appreciated.
I feel like my teeth are sweating.
There's gotta be a happy medium between the guys who only want to sleep with me and the ones that respect me too much to try to sleep with me.
I want to take my head off and cuddle with it
Maybe it will forgive me and stop being an asshole
Did you shave a certain someone in his sleep last night?
it went ok. then he slept in a parking lot and took me out for a picnic the next day. boys are confusing.
Oh I love our desires, it's riding my bike at 2 AM with a massive erection that I dislike.
It's snowing in May and there was a law school party at the strip club. The end is near.
I feel like David Hasselhoff when he's drunk eating that cheeseburger and crying. But with cheesecake.
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