OMG Im so trashed fishy! im sitting hereon my bed wif mcdonalds n i look like david hasselhoff!!!!!! kill me now
It feels like he gave my taint an indian burn.
We just stood on the porch wondering how you managed to puke up a whole piece of bologna
Manscaping on you would be like trying to clean up the oil spill with a dixie cup.
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She gave him HEAD floating down the river in a tube as big a a tire. I just don't know how to compete with that sort of level of slut.
I'm not going to need your "it doesn't mean you're a slut" pep talk after all.
After he called me a "spirited little girl" I realized that I need to stop sleeping with guys more than ten years older than me.
i really regret not blowing your cousin before he went to jail
I'm not wearing underwear, I started my period this morning, and it's super windy. Recipe for disaster?
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Omg. The nephews found my stripper pole. The scary part is theyre good at it.
Grandpa got a dui while riding a horse. This is what I need to live up to.
I just found a half a joint in my bed. . .don't know if this qualifies as a proud moment or a cry for help
STOP FUCKING TELLING PEOPLE ABOUT THAT TIME THAT GUY CAME ON MY FACE WHILE I WAS ASLEEP!!!
I consider walking to the bars and dancing my exercise and I buy doubles so my drinks r heavier so that's my arm workout
He has the fingertips of a God
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