The girl next to me in class is taking notes on woman's suffrage with a girls gone wild pen.
DONT TAKE THE KEG OUT OF THE HOT TUB I NEED A PICTURE OF ME DOING A KEG STAND ON IT
I need to have sex with you on our hotel room window ledge... This is a need not a request.
im still going. this is my new reality. also. dont take glowsticks in the bath. they explode. actually. do. it. its beautiful.
i dont think thats healthy man...
Apparently we were arguing for captain seats so I shouted "who has your virginity." I got the seat.
does the girl puking in my garbage belong to you?
They're making him take his shirt off cause they think he's the bouncer. We're in his backyard.
He has a lot of emotional energy invested in your vagina.
She's working this semester. Her dad saw he was listed as 'the atm' on her phone and cut off tuition for three months.
Did we seriously just get into a fist fight over kit kats?
I should have listened to my dad and mean girls... If you have sex you'll get pregnant and die.
alright well you definitely hurt his feelings though you told him he looked like he was going to an Amish community prayer meeting..
Yes be both agreed it was the worst sex in the history of fornication, so I asked him to sign the condom wrapper so I could frame it as a reminder to NEVER sleep with him again
I'm going to target high, just in case I ask you where my paycheck went later
i forgot how loud opening a beer is in a house where your not allowed to drink
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