I am doing a scientific study and i need a brief description of the underpants you are wearing
would you consider dating someone with braces an investment?
Met some locals. They are taking me to a place where there is topless bullriding. I love this country.
i had to do the walk of shame dressed as a leprechaun. I have never been more proud of my irish roots.
It's taken me 5 years and 2 beers to finally realize that maybe he isn't the dude for me. Also, that picking your major should be done sober, lest you find your self an art major.
I assume it was your influence that had me go from DD to waking up out on the deck with one eyebrow shaved off??
if you are still a virgin by winter break we are throwing an aztec themed sacrifice the virgin party
Ok John needs to move to the other side of the county. I do not like to be approached for a blow job in the produce section of Holiday Market.
If you don't sing me a lullaby then I'll just take shots till I pass out
where are you?
talk to ya later, gotta sled down these stairs real quick
you gave a quesadilla a blow job with sour cream at Denny's.
60% of the guys I've slept with are on my holiday greeting card mailing list. I'm an amazing ex lover.
It's my birthday weekend! I'm getting a Brazilian and he's going to fucking Arkansas. Where the fuck are his priorities?
Good News: There was a condom on the floor. Bad News: It was still in the wrapper
i just wanted have a romantic star gaze moment with him. untill he let out a massive fart.
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