You're never going to guess who I just worked out next to..
Who?
Chris brown
No way... I bet he was intense
Are you kidding? He was prob training for round two
Yeah, it was perfect until the end. Apparently women are super attracted to me until the sleeping with part.
i dont think the girl sending me nudes is qualified to pass judgement on me
I bought a zebra print bikini, I'm gonna be honest here- if he doesn't want to have sex with me in this, he's gay.
She sent me a text saying she picked out 17 different Halloween costumes for our kids when they hit the age of 4... The cling factor should have me running right now but honestly I'm just curious
He bought me a pink rose and a Plan B. I really like this guy.
That's fun. I just masturbated and I swear my vagina creaked.
Lost my credit card. M has a bottle of blood in her pocket from a hobo.
He told me we were going to a cabin. It's just logs and a tarp made into walls. This night can go either way at this point.
fuck that its my house. if i want to take 1 bite out of the chicken & leave the rest i fucking will. suck my dick
Her neighbors? They're nice. Young family. Tried not to get puke on their side of the lawn.
I ate breakfast with him. And by ate breakfast I mean we fucked on the kitchen table.
Every time you talk about your facial hair I immedately get horny
After we fucked we sat in bed and watched Charlie St. Cloud and he fed me ice cream. It was probably the most romantic thing I've ever done.
I woke up under the kitchen table. Andy is cursing out Joe Exotic's name in between heaves in the bathroom. Jay is trying to sleep w/ a shirt tied over his eyes. Lena and Brad braved the sun to go get bloody mary supplies and food. I'd say the Tiger King drinking game was a success.
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