Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
Fucking hipsters really piss me off man. They are just such punk as bitches, all of them. Oh, and fuck Ed Hardy too.
you still trying to smash that chick?
it's a losing battle and she kinda sucks. been busy with school so not getting midweek drunk - she's nearly unbearable sober
Someone wrote that you're a whore in one of the bathroom stalls
I didn't know I was popular enough to be hated. This is awesome
TYLER... glimpse of last night: leather chaps, guacamole dip, a jump rope, spray paint, and rhinestone studded pajamas.
i think you have the wrong number... but your story sounds delightful.
WE WERE REALLY IN A PORNO LAST NIGHT
As we walked into his room, he said welcome to the hurt locker. I should have left, but I love that movie.
I apparently texted him "since you're taking time out to think about us. You probably need to think about me getting arrested right now."
He woke up in the ambulance thinking he was still in the club.
If you hit me with your dick and make light saber noises we are breaking up. I don't care if it's your birthday, you are not a sex Jedi.
So is singing the star wars theme as I put the condom on off limits?
I've liked him since I puked on him on my birthday so I want it to be special.
Hey do you have any hot friends that would settle for less?
Got dumped. Now accepting nominations for my extra Dave Mathews ticket. No xboyfriends. Must cast final votes by Monday. Good luck everyone
Is it too early to get staydrunk at 1pm on Friday for Monday's St Patty's day
You do realize last night you asked me if shampoo had an expiration date then cried for 15 mins when I told you it did
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