the line runs infront of fredricks of hollywood. it's like gamestop is showing me how pathetic I am.
my 12 year old sister just told me how admirable it was that i felt comfortable going out with my friends dressed "like that"
If she wants to think that freshman 15 means sleeping with 15 guys than so be it I just gotta make sure I'm one of them.
No, "because my penis told me to" is not an acceptable answer to that question
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I think their strategy was based on people bein at a beach, seein a rainbow, and havin an orgasm at the same time.
I was walking around outside with a basket of eggs. I feel like little house on the prairie: hungover edition.
Gotta admit I did think about bartering you out to the gay guys for $20 and the dudes flashy neck scarf
I need a hug and tequila
I'm sitting next to a milk crate full of tequila right now
This is why we need to live in the same city again
I vaguely remember hanging my bra off the ceiling fan and chugging a beer during sex
College has turned you into quite the multi tasker huh?
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I was like, booze is the closest thing I have to a father. Don't pour daddy down the sink
She said she is going to be sex-slave version of Princess Leia for halloween. You think there is any way I could pull off an attractive Jabba suit?
I still think it's strange your mom saw me 93% naked with a Santa hat on and a raging boner. Tis the season right?
tbh I think I just dated him for his dogs in the first place.
And on a positive note i found a list that i made in 3rd grade titled "what to do if you want a guy to like you"
thank you for being so understanding of my weak stomach and poor self-control
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