What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
I'm either going to be a Playboy Playmate or take over the world. Either way the world wins.
weed, chlorine, and victory. my bed smells like i had sex with michael phelps.
distance makes the heart seek blowjobs from girls that are closer i heard.
I'm doing this for my boobs. They miss him.
oh god all I remember is forward rolls down the corridor and all I have to show for it is "fit Romanian guy" saved in my phone
im at work. we just had a random 14-year-old amish girl come in and gift us with cinnamon rolls as thanks for letting her use the bathroom. i dont even know.
Um please remind me to tell you what happened tonight. It involves wine, pain killers and firing a handgun in our apartment. Legit might be hiding from the cops this weekend.
That boy needs some memories to take back home with him
Everyone is speaking Spanish and this 300 hundred pound chick is talking about the time she got out of prison... Fuck this place
C'mon pople!!! THursday afternoon isnot gonna drinkin itself!!!
I drew you a picture of Jesus holding hands with Frida Kahlo as a token of my gratitude
It's Jesse McGoddamn Cartney, the whole world sings that shit
You were yelling at them from the passenger seat saying you wanted your chicken for free because they couldn't prove it was from kentucky
Do you just want me to shit in a Jack-o-latern
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