You were running around the house with a purple crayon asking people to call you harold..
This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
they were just spraying pledge on themselves and calling it lemon cologne.
"Shots" has been nominated for a grammy. Now all of the US has sunken to our level...
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at 6am he came into my room and kicked me in the stomach. when i finally got up he was passed out in my hallway and the bathtub water was running
Well Im currently dressed up as batman raiding frat houses for booze
Spending my graduation money on an abortion. Welcome to the real world.
when you agree to fuck a guy it does by NO means make it okay for his roommate to hide in the closet with doritos and watch
I feel like someone kicked me repeatedly in the ribs. I don't think sex is supposed to do that.
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Saxophones in my mind. I swear someone dosed me.
Drink a bottle I wine by yourself? Treat yo self
Are you alive?
I woke up under the pier.
I'm drinking coffee out of a pasta sauce jar and eating fruit soaked in Smirnoff. I think I've hit rock bottom.
He fucked me in his tour van, I feel like an official groupie.... Except I don't even listen to his band.
Come on, will you just fuck him so we can watch Star Wars.
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