im surrounded by empty glasses of chocolate milk WTF
There is a man walking 2 goats through the city.
Bonus: only one of them was on a leash.
Life after highschool has not been kind to her. She looked fatter than Luke Wilson's face in those AT&T commercials.
Dude she looks like a female richard gere plus 400 pounds.
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I sent two dick pics to a wrong number and one was in .gif format so it was helicoptering all over the place. I single handedly ruined a child's life.
Emergency nipple ring removal:vodka, tweezers, and vodka. Can you bring me a band-aid?
We fucked on shrooms. It's like his dick was a beam of light and when I came I turned into a prism and my orgasms were made of rainbows.
Is it too early to start pregaming for St. Patty's?
I woke up with chocolate melted between my tits. I'd say that's a win for all parties involved.
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Though I do have to question why i found you and my brother passed out on his bedroom floor, no clothing between you except his tie wrapped around your dick
So, my love of dick may have landed me in a cult. On the bright side, I now have a discount at Spencer's.
Did this whole conversation happen while you were shitting?
Oh yeah I meant to tell you the Tomb Raider looking girl so crop dusted me on the stairway
I JUST NEEDED TO TELL YOU I JUST FUCKED TWO BOYS IN THE SPAN OF LIKE THREE HOURS AND ONE OF THEM WAS MY SISTERS PROM DATE FROM HIGH SCHOOL IM LOWKEY BOTH PROUD AND ASHAMED
He was literally screaming at me for using the same knife to scoop the peanut butter and the jelly.
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