Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
Just had a girl agree to give me a blowjob in exchange for wearing my jacket during class. Talk about successful negotiations. Best day of my life
i told her that i loved her pillow breasts and then she asked me if i wanted to motor boat them. so yea, i do need the room tonite.
I am the poster child for what not to do during sex. Soon they will be calling an undesired position after me
why is there cat hair all over my deoderant?
she wanted to smell more freshershest than you.
I am getting my wife a tattoo just above her butthole that says, "For entry just add tequila."
The stripper on stage Is eating a mozzarella stick while on the pole....that's a new level of I don't give a fuck
Whiskey + Water + Crystal Lite does NOT = refreshing summer time drink.....
I was trying to be an adult about it and simply deal with the situation, but a bowl seemed much more comforting.
I know how I'm going to make my fortune.. designing an icepack made specifically for the vagina.
I'm very aware of my heart moving the blood in my body.
I really don't know how I went from having a few drinks to waging war against ghosts in my apartment but here we are
We played a 4 hour game of True American then we fucked on the floor for a couple hours Happy 20th to me
COVER ME IN BACON THATS MY FETISH
ACTUALLY ITS NOT, I HAVE NO FUCKING IDEA WHAT AWAKENS THE MONSTER BELOW THE BELT
Can I make sure all my sluttiness goes to you when I die? You're the only person I know who'll make use of it
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