Have you learned any life lessons?
I like big butts and I cannot lie.
she was pretty much dry humping my leg when her boyfriend walked in. he says "you should probably leave." all i could come up with was "YEAH, I KNOW!"
Nailed a drunk college girl before the CU game Saturday, and a drunk married woman after the Broncos game Sunday.
Some perfection is debatable.
What did you even date her?
because emotionally unstable girls are great in bed.
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he stopped mid-fuck to ask me how my day was....
you never realize your highschool teachers are real people till you fuck one of them
I'm not going to fuck him in his Honda Fit. That's gay.
btw good call for not making out for a pitcher of vodka, this hangover is bad enough
They're doing shots to celebrate every 15 minutes passing. You can come get them.
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I may have just tried to argue quantum entanglement as the reason I was still in her bed.
I can no longer play with you. I puked on my feet in the shower. I'm too old for this.
Bro you were on fire last night...like a less Irish version of Liam Neeson
Just got hit on via LinkedIn..do I capitalize on this opportunity/land a job or reply something sassy
It was great. Except he kept asking me to lick his butthole, I was like firm no
He sided with his father, so I slashed his tires. I’d say that’s a fair trade.
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