Third unemployed latin in my bed this week. I'm on a roll
Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
how is it that boston is so bitchin and the rest of massachusetts sucks so much?
how is it that you still think "bitchin" is an acceptable term anymore?
I'm not saying we can't have sex tonight, I'm just saying we have to work it around Lost.
Just grabbed my laptop and a beer to take a shit. Mom gave me a look of disgust. I miss college.
Dude. Hurry up. They just blessed the tequila.
Def walking back to my apt with a blender, an empty vodka bottle, and a half eAtn drumstick cone.
She had another shot and asked if I wanted to taste her tongue ring. Then I helped her pee.
Cops said there's a crazy dude with a mask in my neighborhood. Don't get stabbed.
If he was naked that was me.
He was puking up tons. He aimed his face inside his coat. Not a drop in my car. Then he thanked me for the ride.
other than the jail part I had a really good time with you
Your cock deserves a montage
So I have been told that I licked your eyebrows last night
So I told him "To answer your question yes I am naked making pizza pops in your kitchen"
there is a tent in the living room. its a vip tent room. i want in.
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