brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
Just met someone from Jersey. No fist pumps or jagerbombs. Kind of disappointed...
ugh the "ive seen you naked on the internet" look is really getting tiring
aaaannd alcoholism beats pride. it's like grown-up rock, paper, scissors
I'm starting to have hip problems from having my legs spread too often.
Just erased 'masturbate' from my mental To-Do list because I've got too much stuff to do. I hate adulthood
Just saw a cougar do the walk of shame. She asked housekeeping where the fastest elevator was.
Be subtle and tell lucas that he should sleep here tonight. And by subtle, i mean show him this text...
You asked him for a membership to him and his dick.
Huh interesting. Well thats too bad. Did he catch on?
I doubt it. After sex he sat there naked until the episode of fresh prince (which had JUST started) was over.
So because I got upset you didn't answer I threw my phone in the garbage disposal last night
The fact that me being able to walk down stairs is an accomplishment in my books pretty much explains how I am
Seriously considering modifying my computer case so it can dispense wine. I need to make a bunch of changes and reorganize it's guts anyway....
I got to walk around for eight hours wearing power armor and acting camp. No way I wouldn't love it.
And tell your penis that we can hang out tonight for sure.
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