Is there a "Plan B" app for my iphone?
She made me go with her to get a pregnancy test since she's missed a few birth control pills. She made me park in the "expectant mothers" spot at CVS and preceded to ask if it would be in the pest control section.
i need a lesbian romance or unplanned pregnancy for some spicein my life.
Your braces fetish is going to end up biting you in the dick.
There's a difference between southern and inbred. She just doesn't know that yet.
he broke into my appartment and left me a waffle maker...
I feel miserable and there's nutella all over my phone
im tired of her bring homeless men home when shes drunk. THEY ARE NOT FUCKING PETS!!!!
They were taking shots out of the caps of perfume bottles. This is too much for me.
And for those of you keeping score at home this is the 7th time I've found Casey passed out head first in a bowl of chips at a party I didn't even know she was at
Dude, I'm telling you, date younger. He brought pizza, made me squirt twice, and then left to immediately go to brunch with his mom.
What happens if you die with an erection? Does it stay hard? Disclaimer: I'm high.
I made him leave to get me chicken nuggets so I could have sex with his roommate
Somehow I don't think offering me edibles is what dad meant by checking in on me
They're the hard candy kind!
I apparently ooze single. The second I left his house after break up sex five of my old booty calls text me
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