The world would be so much better with thought bubbles.
Sorry I wasn't really responding earlier. I was really fucking high and so into that car chase.
all i remember is you climbed in a garbage can and said you were trashed
"fuck a duck" is spelled out in chinese food on my counter... im kind of nervous to search the rest of my house......
I'm wearing an NBA shooting sleeve while jerking off...and yes my arm has stayed warm
You would think that an uncircumcised man would understand how the hood of a clit works.
walking back to the dorm.. she is flashing evryone, demanding beads. we tried to stop her and now she just keeps yelling "Bourbon st bitchesss"... you get her tomorrow
I deem it safe for us to drink together again.
They dropped the charges?
Yeppers. Come drink beers.
This reunion sucks. All the confident hot girls from high school are still confident and hot, and none of the fat girls with low self esteem transformed into hot girls with low self esteem.
Lights are FLASHING. This just got REAL. CAPTALIZATION.
ps I'm eating candy off our sex sheets. gotta say the only thing better than sweet tarts is sweet tarts with a hint of sex. perfect post vday situation
It felt like Party Santa dropped by and gave us two more 18-packs.
You can't just take out your bong for hits in public places... That's what pipes are for. You've got to be stealthier.
No, it's okay because this is the city of trees.
YOU'VE ALREADY BEEN BUSTED MORE THAN ONCE. THAT'S NOT A VALID EXCUSE FOR BONG HITS IN COFFEE GARDEN
You are lucky that I'm drunk. Otherwise I would bone you into another universe
I experienced pure joy just moments ago when I looked down and saw that I had another pop tart to consume down my mouth hole.
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