Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
I wish life had little blips of pornography
my mom just texted me to let me know that Hooters is hiring
i wish my mom had big dreams like that for me
He called himself excalibur. Thats all I remember.
merry christmas to all and to all I give the mystery rash.
I don't want to die alone with cake watching shows about cake
you texted me "dude im face"
it sounded so right at the time
So question... If I'm sexting with uncircumcised guy, do I have to add *then i gently pull your foreskin down*?
Positive reinforcement! I'm training him for being a good boy and coming over. He gets sex and cookies.
I vaguely remember making out with some dude. Please tell me he had all of his teeth.
She shoved her hand down my pants and held my cock for thirty minutes in the bar. It was like she was letting all the other females know I was hers.
There are condoms rolled onto each bunny ear of the ears I was wearing last night
You just kept looking down at your tits and screaming "I LOVE YOU TWO!!!"
You chugged Absolut from a beer bong. Why WOULDN'T you be a champion?
His sex game is strong it’s like a warlord’s dick! you know what I mean?
Nope
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