Want to have sex later?
This feels like a trap
the best things in life are free. have that freshly fucked look and doing the walk of shame by HIS girlfriend.....priceless
You left a skid on my bar stool!!!!
Oops! Sorry about getting stool on your stool!
1 I really miss college walks of shame 2 I think I may have killed this girls cat
You tried to put a condom on my dog, then he ate it.
So yeah she lost her virginity in a wheel chair with a broken pelvis. I'm still trying to figure out how I should feel about that.
What do you wear to apply at a strip club?
But I did spend part of my morning scrubbing your cum off my grandmothers piano.
I just sent an "I'm sorry I forged a prescription in your name" email. It was one of the more awkward things I've done this week.
I think I just did my first walk of shame. He sent me home with a watermelon from his farm. Southern one night stands.
I just want to slap everyone in the face that's happy being sober. Loser.
He made me tacos after the sex. Best date ever!
Is it weird to invite your FWB to thanksgiving dinner??
i woke up on the couch at 5:24am, hangover, craving for some ribs, but i only had a bag of cheetos and a half empty beer. man what a breakfast.
I remember that. We went to taco bell looking for pizza.
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