Nipple clamps can be ambiguous
I thought it was weird that her dad told me to finish and get out after he walked in on us. I like him
Always thought my first night in jail would consist of fire and a bunny suit.
his mom called while we were having sex and asked if we could finish in his brothers room because her ceiling fan was about to fall on her bed
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I'm like the Mother Theresa of booty calls.
I used puppy pads next to the couch for her to throw up on....
yeah, i'm not. but i'm ready for free bjs. it's just hard to find women who will give me a beej while i'm sobbing uncontrollably
What are you talking about?! I shot gunned a monster while simaltaneously blowing gym boy Todd. If I'm not the poster child for being well rounded and versatile I have no idea what NYU is looking for
Although I would ideally cut back on smoking weed, imagine what getting high and looking for our spirit animals would be like
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Besides the one of you shaking your cock for 10sec that was one of the best snapchat's ever haha
Woke up in a bathtub with both of my legs broken. How was your night?
Have you ever got so drunk that you tasted the future?
We inadvertently arrived at the strip club on Bear Night. The dancers all look like young Santa Claus and there's a buffet....
I just want to order a very large pizza and get very drunk and very laid.
so we’ve decided to fuck for our own health
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