I just need someone to hold me and tell me i dont turn boys gay
i'm in workout clothes. this is progress.
I can't wait for round whatever # we're on tonight.
I don't think boys are aware how difficult it is to take a picture of your own ass.
She told me she's dating him because his apartment is a block from Taco Bell. I don't know how she's not fat.
Drunk texting with my high school teacher. This hurricane is bringing out the best in everyone!
Ew. After that you just pretty much proved that your vagina is the reason why my vagina needs two toilet seat covers when peeing in public restrooms
I actually have to watch Breaking Bad to make me feel better about my choices last night.
Whats your number? 5 or more?
Cinco. It sounds smaller in Spanish.
Fuck off I wasn't that drunk. I was still able to toss froot loops in the air and catch them in my mouth.
And in your bra. It was quite entertaining.
You don't have to have sex with both if us but I would like a little positive fucking regard.
Checking out a dudes' nachos instead of the dude #foreveralone
omg so there's this guy on the roof and he just stripped for no reason and now i think he's making out on the rooftop with some other guy? who are these people
If there's a nuclear war you can come over. I'll feed you soup and you can rig up car batteries to power the coffee pot and toaster. We can grow tomatoes and chickens.
I figure I since I made out with him that I at least had to save his number in my phone.
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