Is this going to be a big send off or a somber occasion? Just need to know if I should start drinking on the train or not.
Then all the boys were saying that they were amazed at how much i could smoke...i'm so proud of myself
I just made a steamroller out of a christmas ornament. I feel so festive.
Everything's fine I'm just stoned and my pillows are too soft.
Sarah likes to play this game where she leaves her thongs at every party. she hides them where hopefully gf's will find them. I caught her naked from the waste down in my freezer this morning
I just woke up and my mouth tastes like I licked the bathroom floor in the last ghetto bar we were in. I'm going to get my mouth checked for chlamydia. Do I see a dentist for that?
HURRY. I NEED DRUNK. MORE DRUNK.
I can't bring an entire liter in the bar in my purse. I mean I can. I might. I'm probably gonna.
ok thanks goodnight
Also before you go to bed i just have to get it out there that i really like macklemore as a person
Can we just talk about how the only thing I have on my camera from this weekend is a video of you putting your whole fist in your mouth hahahha
We had sex twice and at Wendy's how dare you diminish that.
I had a dream that my roommate walked in on me masturbating and I hissed "I'm not stopping this orgasm train for the likes of you" and just kept going
You woke up butt naked, peed yourself said something about jumbo shrimp, and passed back out 10 seconds ltr..
Nobody's dick fell into my mouth tonight
Remember that cop that blew me in the parking lot a few weeks ago? He's possibly with his wife and kids shopping at Target.
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