okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
I like to use the word "seasoned" over "slutty", you know, like a good curly fry
idk how it happened. she made a very smooth transition from crying to blowing me
I vote intervention dinner around 6, make up movie around 7:30ish, then apology drinks all night. Then hangover waffle house in the morning.
Now that we both have boys can we make up games that objectify them as sex toys?
Hooker in the library. I repeat, we have a hooker in the library. This is not a drill.
Remember that girl that we found passed out in the dorm study room under a pile of money and jimmy johns wrappers? She's standing right on front of me.
He just showed up. He's like 5'8 and brought a beer pong table that has " I love gay boys" on it. How could this go wrong
saw a dude wearin soccer cleats at the bar tonight. fuckin kiddin me man?
I did coke with the Royal Navy last night. God save the queen.
a large sweaty girl i dont know is sleeping in my bed. A scotish man and a small child looking dude are on the couches im on the floor sleeping and im ok with it
don't worry, i'm not mad. i'm just angry. and furious. and about to set your ass on fire.
She's takin more dicks this month than I have in my life by the sounds of it
One day no one will want to send me dick pics so by all means keep 'em coming
Texting people and counting condoms..we have like fourteen. Goal for this week: use all of them
Randomize
