I wonder if i passed any courses from last semester
2011 senior yearbook drinking game. we're taking a shot whenever some dumbass uses that quote about how life isn't isn't about the breaths you take, but the moments that take your breath away. also that retarded wayne gretzky one about missing shots you don't take.
ya i guess you have to take things with a grain of salt in a place where nipple clamps are the norm..
Last two new years I ended in jail by 12. Can we wait until its actually 12:02 this time to do something stupid. I'd like to spend the first minute of 2012 free.. At least.
i took a picture of my dick. with a stick figure drawn on it. and a paper hat taped to the tip. and i call i the mayor of Dickville
You stole my crutches last night at the bar, the DJ had to ask for them to be returned
Spring Fling is on 420. The theme better be 'Flower Child'.
I want there to be fog machines and unicorns.
possibly one of my favorite moments was wiping it off your nose after you high fived a bouncer
Please show REO speedwagon ur boobs for me.
Haha sweet. I'm being the Mad Hatter. I'll be drinking out of a tea cup all night. Or at least until I inevitably lose it, break it, or use it as a weapon.
She's chasing her own tail and is afraid of her own feet. My stoner cat, ladies and gentlemen.
He didn't get how "starting a flash flood in my thunderhole" was a sexy euphemism. Deal breaker.
Also, I don't know if it's the drugs I'm on or not, but I truly believe I was hypnotized last night listening to an audio book.
I don't WANT a sex disease! Especially one assigned to me by my supervisor..
So you think Jesus would be proud of me for walking of shame into my apartment 10 minutes before I told my parents I'd be over for Easter?
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