so heres a good story. about 6 hrs ago i took a bath with bruce blasting. and 6 hrs later i woke up still in my bathtub but in cold water
K got coke dick during a threesome with two strippers. Say no to drugs.
so i realized that everyone figured out i was a slut before i did. then i realized that no one felt like telling me. sometimes i think you just keep me around for entertainment.
I'm sad your dog died... Her name is my stripper name.
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Also I'm 95 percent positive we ate food naked together
I just haven't been myself lately. I slept with a guy 21 years older than me and I've been wearing my hair in a center part.
You guys wanna start around 10:30 tomorrow?
We can start at 5am for all I care. You ask like I have plans.
I slipped in the shower today and broke my lighter..
No seriously you guys are gonna get arrested
Do me a favor I want you to reach down the front of your pants and underwear and just feel around for a while... if you happen to find your balls then join us
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Let's hurry up so I can puke at home instead of my van
Lol if he questions who I am I'm gonna send him a pic of his boxers
So it's official the pockets of my work apron exist solely for the purpose of secretly flipping off asshole customers and not losing my job.
Also, your girlfriend apologized to me about yesterday. That was nice of the cunt.
I made a half way decent playlist
Im gonna call it "hanging myself"
I'M TOO HORNY FOR GRAMMAR!!!