Apparently every Tri-Delt knows what I did and I am blacklisted from ever dating anyone in that house.
Well ya you lied, told her you cared, took her virginity and then broke up with her at Christies Toy Box.
I honestly thought the dildo was a nice parting gift.
you think thats bad? Today I had to pop a zit on my sack.
i'm having a wet tshirt contest with myself and yet i'm still losing
pop tarts are not kleenex
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Adams eating in the shower, he says it's one of his favorite places to eat. Btw it's milanos he's eating, he says he loves italy too.
There's a sign at Bashas for 30% off of 6 bottles of wine in Friday. That seems like a personal challenge.
Birthday Coupon: This text is good for alteast 3 hours of Birthday Sex. Redeamable any time, anywhere, and any style.
He held me the entire night. Not endearing kind of way. Like kidnapping or held hostage kind of way.
she has her graduation year in her skype name, it's like a constant reminder that she's jail bait.
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even the AIR tastes like tequila.
We made a bong out of a plastic football. I can honestly say we make a good team.
First time at a gay bar. I found a surrogate AND sperm donor! The surrogate is straight, so it evens out.
mom how many of the songs from my childhood are mexican drinking songs?
all of them.
Dipping my sugar cookies in a glass of fireball and creme soda. This is holiday spirit
My friends got engaged today and I learned the techniques of going upside down on a stripper pole. I'm not really sure who won...
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