I seriously love my fucking boobs. They are so boobs.
you think the cum will come out of moms black shirt?
this girl walked outta his room as i was walkin in to scottys and i just say " time for the walk of shame baby! whoooo!". she ran away
just broke no shave november. hello backed up drain december.
we can't become the bulimic house in the complex dude. Besides, you need teeth for your career.
she insisted that i refer to her boobs by name.
I am gunna fuck the accent right out of her mouth
Apparently, Mom was less-than-happy about us shotgunning beers before we opened presents.
I sent him a pic of my tits and he said "Word." I need a drink.
His 21st birthday is in the middle of shark week, it's meant to be.
You know being hammered seven days in a row can do serious damage to your liver.
Text me on Monday and make sure I'm still alive
I was going through my mom's stuff to find her xanax, and I found her vibrators instead. Plural. That is like the opposite of what I wanted.
You went to pound town last night and chow town this morning. Boy you need a passport.
I'm just now realizing I've slept with guys from three different decades over the past year. That's gotta be some sort of record.
I knew the bike rally would be fun when I saw "male pole dancing" on the schedule
He weighed maybe 130, his dick had to be 30 of it. SO BIIIIG.
Randomize
