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Just figured out how to smoke weed with a toaster.
Is it gay to rub my penis between my butt cheeks and pretend that they're tits?
Wow! You need to get laid.
I dont even clean my room anymore .. i drunk proof it for when i come back smashed with a guy
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I'm taking this break up pretty rough.. I've never been to sad to masturbate.
I puked all over his apartment, then slept with the skinniest girl here. Which isn't saying much in Ohio.
i was drinking at the bar last night with a guy with no bottom teeth, wearing zubas and a polka dotted hat. if that isn't the definition of wisconsin, i dont know what is
Not sure if this is better or worse than the discovery that bourbon and hot chocolate is a viable combo
please tell me we weren't that bad as freshmen
i can't, we're worse now
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Let's run into the wild and just eat berries and have sex all the time.
DAMMIT Im supposed to be running a company not discussing dick piercings!
Sometimes I really think that if... When your stoned you have a catlike ability to just relax in any position
My roommates don't agree with the whole tv in the bathroom idea. Fucking barbarians.
Yeah, I'm just gonna try to repress that and remember him for his big dick and perfect jawline.
I know he’s married, but he’s still a guy with balls and a dick. He noticed my cleavage and stared at my ass. He’ll call.
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