We need to have an Itty-Bitty Titty Committee mtg somewhere in the range of 5 minutes to ASAP.
Give me a heads up the next time you BBM me a voicenote of you cumming so I'll make sure not to play it while in the car with my parents. Miss you too.
The bartender just asked me if I owned stock in Jameson. I've been here for less than an hour and he's already judging me.
Ya but I plan to getting arrested more towards the end of summer
I'm so pissed my boobs hit the emergency stop button during my workout
You woke up, laughed, proceeded to throw up on me and then passed out again.
I just don't do feelings in the summer months.
I bought an american flag today and by god im gonna fuck someone on it
Almost bit the guy's hand who sits in front of me because he was stretching. That. Bored.
You aren't going to like my movie choice because it's a Disney movie, but I am cordially inviting you to the couch for blowjobs.
Just want to let you know thanks for setting the bar pretty low when it comes to girls.
We've been watching Scooby Doo and having sex for the past 36 hours, so life is great
Did you ever think you lost your bong and then you find it in the weirdest place? I mean, who leaves their bong in the shower?
Micheal let me call him captain america while we fucked. It was awesome
so we’ve decided to fuck for our own health
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