Maybe I lied like you did about your herpes.
The guy drove to our house at 6am to sell us weed. Now that's customer service.
My mom said that if she can come this weekend, she'll buy the weed.
All you have to drink is moonshine and ranch. This is bullshit.
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I wasn't sure how he was going to followup "so,i shot myself.." i guess "w a nail gun" is the best choice out of what I expected
So. She dumped me today.
Well, maybe you shouldn't have referred to going down on her as "Dumpster-Diving".
You did it first. I was merely expressing my support for you, by pressing my testicles against a window.
Dedication to a hook up: I had to recruit five people at the train station to help me buy a ticket from a kiosk and get on the right train in 15 minutes because I discovered that my car was stolen.
I passed out and slept in my car. Now I feel like a hungover zoo animal. Look and laugh people, look and laugh.
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It will be interesting
Isn't that your life's motto?
I just have to point out that once I typed "fa" my phone filled in "fatass"
A girl just invited me over for a blowjob and beer. Is this a trap?
look when god gives you a dick that good for his son's birthday you don't question it
U wanna come over and watch talidaga nights. Ill make pancakes
What? It's 130 in the morning.
Aww come on i make bomb ass pancakes
OMG OMG OMG!!!! I made his penis bleed!! I repeat I MADE HIS PENIS BLEED!!!!
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