YOu come back ASAP and we will do whatever you want baby
I really like him. That's why I'm having sex with someone else, so he doesnt think i'm a slut.
The duggars are the reason premarital sex is ok. Because if you don't have it until marriage you have no self control when it happens. And 19 kids.
Who wants to bang the sort of girl you can get with Axe body spray??
I can hear my fat mexican neighbor yelling "do you like that!" ...I hope its not his dog
You remember that guy Joey? The pastors son that plays Jesus every year?
Yeah?
Stuck it in his pooper.
you started putting condoms on anything with a point, then you were yelling at the lamp for using your last condom...
I'm in class. I'm not opening a page with the words "death erection" in the link. There's people behind me lol.
I'm still not sure if it was intentional, but the chiropractor definitely cradled his balls on my shoulder. He even seemed to adjust the sack for comfort. I think I should be flattered. He is a doctor, after all..
I tripped over a vacuum cleaner and fell into a beer pyramid
I know he'd never cheat on me. It'd be like choosing Mexican tap water over Patron.
not a day goes by that I don't wish you were here or I there. Today it was because I had the desire to get high and go look at the jellyfish at the aquarium and you're the perfect buddy for that.
Paige is home safe.
Actually, she's here now, punching me in the face. You should've kept her keys.
I got my gum stuck on his balls.
so my parents definitely heard me when I was cumming last night...
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