Is masturbating to pics of your ex on Facebook considered cheating?
You are proof that most things are best left unsaid.
I want to leave work and go home and eat Five Guys and masturbate
I consider it a successful poop when you only have to wipe once.
Weird. Haha. I guess taking advice from batman is a good idea.
theres gunna be a new season of 16 and pregnant on mtv...WHERE DO THEY KEEP FINDING THESE IGNORANT PREGNANT GIRLS
He passed out so we kept throwing water on him, he got excited and asked if we were at the wave pool.
Found her in the closet eating mayo out of the jar with a knife
They normally just get fucked up and see who can hold their hand on the exhaust the longest. It's great
One of the art pieces was basically this chick throwing raw meat at the audience, anyone who got hit (which I did) got a free shot of whiskey. It was worth it.
She wants to go furniture shopping for memorial day so we've gotta go portable
thermos full of jaeger bombs?
Affirmative
This question may sound intrusive, but how did pushing out a baby affect your vagina?
He stopped his car in the middle of ongoing traffic to ask me to marry him. Then he got pulled over. Yeah I'd say the slutty Dallas Cowboys costume was a success.
Your hotness may or may not have landed him in jail.
There were containers of weed in the piñata. How much more Colorado does it get
I'm currently in h&m wondering "what exactly is the class level of a swingers resort?"
My husband gave me a key to his house. I thinks this means we're getting kinda serious.
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