I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
Is it bad that Pitbull has taught me more Spanish than high school did?
Just took a beer bong out of snuffaluffagus's trunk. Your move
I prob couldn't even get his attention if I had a dick growing out of my forehead
He was drinking wine out of a pyrex measuring cup at two in the afternoon and told me my ass looked fantastic in my sweatpants. I love university
Pregaming before going to drink with a girl from Russia. Please make sure I'm not dead in the morning.
I have to shower first, I forgot I peed on my feet last night...
Haha. Last winter I went through this phase where id go to the bars with my own giant goblet and demand to be served white wine and red bull hah
I am on top of a rooftop peeing on your freedom
How high is the bridge and how deep is the water and what are the chances I will get arrested
We didn't mean to put a petting zoo in the elevator.
My dad found my bra hanging from my rear view mirror. Happy long weekend.
she's pretty fucking smug for someone who has had unprotected sex with a convicted felon
OMFG I JUST SEARCHED DILDO ON THE WORK SHARED AMAZON ACCOUNT!!!!!
If you fuck her..... You will be in great danger. Like in so much danger it would be like walking into a pit of crocodiles who haven't eaten and you also just stole their baby.
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