In retrospect, pretending to punch a 9 year old girl in the face was a terrible analogy to use in a piano lesson.
Okay you're seriously so fucking annoying its like having a baby
did he really ask u insert a warm banna in ur anal?
Just talked to the girl you brought home from the bar last night while she was looking for her panties. She said to tell you "nice try".
I think if I could use my boobs as a second pair of hands everything would be ok
in my defence, i did try to get you to put your shirt back on, then you screamed at me to stop telling you what to do
We talked him into tasing himself.
Maybe not, but you have to admit watching him get hit by the car was gratifying
If you hook up with your cousin you will permanently be my favorite person ever.
I dont know if you relize this but ive been high ly medicated in my room for a whil now. GOing out into the real world would make me li ke tom ha nks. im not ready to be tom hanks..
Are you doing trivia tonite? Also sorry I peed on you.
You can't just beat off while driving someone else's car. Thats a rule
Thats your rule and this car is nice
How do we have all these hot friends who we never do body shots off of
You puked on yourself, then demanded to take shower. In which you kept saying "its raining"
He’s like an awkward walking penis that has a personality attached
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