I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
Did you see 7 ppl got hurt at Talladaga?
Did they get their mullets stuck in an engine?
I thought he was joking about bailing you out until I saw the picture of you and the sheep in the morning paper. Were those my boots you had on it
Nothing kills the mood more than a jesus song.
wasted. watching meteors, awesome idea i ever had, see 2 for every 1 with ma double vision
I mean, I don't even call it a hangover anymore. It's just morning.
we made it to hole 3 and then just sat down on the fairway and finished off our case....cheered on other golfers as we let them play through.
just letting you know that jen either: wasn't feeling well and ate grass to make herself throw up or threw up because she's stupid and ate grass
Half the people who compete die. All the rest either lose their minds or grow an innate fear of sharks, vodka, and fishbowls
You had a hot dog outside the bar then made me stop at McDonald's for a double quarter pounder. I'd say you've more than filled your drunken meat quota.
New found love of volunteering, when there's free wine available at all times. Good times. And I get to to feel good about helping people.
For sure shouldn't do homework after beers and joints. Just cited like 3 sentences at the end with (History, 2013)
Found my bra in the fridge. See you in 10 mins. It's gonna be a good fuckin day!
I legitimately thought he died. I even called his mom at 3am and told her. Im done with vodka.
He let me eat chexmix while we fucked... I think I love him.
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