she says her boyfriend and her dignity are both out of town tonight
i wasn't about to bring her gummy handcuffs to her father's funeral
Im not spending 10 to get hit on by potential transexuals even if they are cuter than most of the girls I dated.
BING! You are now free to move about my panties. He just left for work.
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DOGS JUST TOTALLY ATE THE FEATHERS OFF MY NIPPLE CLAMPS!!!
I just want you to know that I think it is hilarious and wonderful that 40s are now your alcohol of choice.
Just traded a sandwich for anxiety drugs outside the club. I fuckin' LOVE this place.
No I need this job. I actually contemplated buying a vibrator with my dad's credit card the other night.
dude, i just accidentally flashed your mom. BIG TIME.
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you walked around drinking beer out of a plunger and telling people it was a goblet...
I woke up with a black eye and a buttplug...not sure I really want to know what happened.
I went to Christian school in the 90s. I can finger blast anything, but dignity.
I'm taking pictures of my asshole to send to my boss. This is not what I had in mind the day after thanksgiving.
I woke up in a limo in long Island, Ny this morning. Talk about a black out
He sent me a picture of his cock that seemed to indicate that we were still on good terms.
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