check it out our google latitudes are spooning
I wonder what it would be like to go to the dry cleaners and not have to inform them that all my clothes are stained with booze.
Okay I woke up in my room, snuggie on, had a water bottle in my hand my tv was on Disney channel and my cigarettes are gone. And I deleted every text in my phone but one that said 'you are absolutely welcome'
The things happening in my intestines right now should only ever happen at truck stops and frat houses.
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You should not be allowed to go away on the weekends I plan on getting drunk on. I need someone to stop me from punching this guy in the face. It's simple room mate etiquette.
just found out I was hugging strangers at the bar last night. there's photographic evidence. I know none of them
I'm a hopeless romantic that likes rough sex. Judge me
You slapped the bar and yelled "daddys thirsty!" at the lady behind the bar
To be fair I was thirsty
When she told you not to yell you looked directly at me and screamed "Man, she sucks!"
He made me put my cow print vest and my cowboy hat from my ' sheriff woody' costume and said I'll show you a woody. What I charmer huh!? I love make up sex
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we just smoked for like ten hours and got froyo. not a bad start to the weekend.
apparently when we were gone the parents play strip connect 4
I was not drunk. There was Star Wars, sex, and baby oil.
You're the only person I know who's experienced a micropenis and a magnum XL penis
Dude i woke up today by a pile of fried chicken and wearing a bra
.......stop going to frat parties....
I’m traumatised. Bring vodka and condoms.
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