But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
I'm so tired of dating women who lie about their age. You show up feeling like you need to follow them around with a dust pan and a broom.
Just walked pass a bum on the way to a coinstar... awkward
Sitting at a bar next to a guy wearing sunglasses drinking a pitcher by himself and having an argument with himself over if journey is more ballin than kiss. Feel better about myself.
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Peach margaritas. And fuck whatever you're about to say, the girl to guy ratio is like 6:1. I need those odds
im taking a nap outside. wake me up in an hour.
way to go to work and not wake me up. when you get home youre rubbing me with aloe and giving me a blowjob. no excuses
all i know is that i listed him in my phone as 'vagina cookies.' that can only be a good thing.
The money is just too good to quit doing it. I'm using the same justification strippers use.
She was moaning so loud as i walked out of the room her roommates gave me a standing ovation... i think they are next
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Admit it. It's a brilliant plan with hundreds of possible repercutions.
Understatement of the year.
I just remember going to take a piss and looking down on the floor and thinking "that looks comfortable" and then I was out.
Fucking in bar bathrooms doesn't count as "rushing things"
She's astronaut crazy. She will wear Depends and drive 12 hrs non-stop if you swipe right.
Challenge accepted
Yeah, he threw a chair and hit her in the side of the head. She started hysterically crying and then proceeded to continue kicking our ass at beerpong. The girls got talent.
We banged in his car behind the burrito place. Google Maps keeps asking me to rate my visit. 5/5, would cum again.
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