Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
You're completely useless in the revolution.
even in the morning, she still thinks my british accent is real.
i just practiced my bj skills on a banana in front of the mirror
its going to be a good night
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I think he liked me better when I only opened my mouth to suck his dick.
No I'm not proud of you for not sleeping with him. He has herpes. You don't get a gold star for behaving how you're expected to. Trust me. I'm a teacher.
Of course I was flustered, I had a lot of penis in my face.
His penis has a special gift of curing my broken heart
I fell asleep on the table at Denny's. Told the waitress to wake me up when my burger was there.
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Just spent the last 5 minutes laughing at my epipen. i think i'm too high.
Expect nothing less than me teaching them how to do shots and put condoms on
Ever since we've gotten back together, it's like the ghosts of booty call's past have been hitting me up. Lol.
75% of my food budget goes to wine, the rest to chips and salsa.
If we had a dog do you think we would be less hoe-y?
Nah
I'm floating on a rainbow and a purple elf is giving me advice. COME NOW!!!
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