im gay
i know
yea but for you.
This girl added me on fb and has all these pics of her kissing her little brother saying i will love you forever. I'm creeped out.
maybe it's her son
thats not any better.
Ya after that i took a dump on a car... We're definitely partying with him again
the crazy preacher outside Willard just began a monologue that began with "when i look at a vagina." We should stop by there more often
This is the time you want your cat to have telepathy with you. To know if the guy downstairs left.
SANTA'S REAL. I GOT MY PERIOD.
Funny. I made out with his brother for the first time in a bathroom too.
There's a big bag of salt and vinegar chips and a Budweiser for when you wake up. Don't say I never did anything for you.
Just found a partially digested mushroom under my bed. Thanks for that.
He set an alarm on my phone to an infant screaming and puking to make sure i take my pill. its working.
No, you always delete them without reading. Enjoy the virtue of morning innocence. What are you doing today.
There's a really old guy here with a really young girl. I'm guessing he has to make choo choo train noises to get his dick in her mouth.
I would seriously fuck her so hard, her contacts would pop out of her eyes.
After sex he cried I didn't know what to do so I patted him on the back and went to the kitchen to make waffles
If the people you’re with use the word tequila in a sentence with phrases like hair of the dog or breakfast of champions...run awsy
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