let's have our labels/stereotypes/careers for each kid by next week.
oh how i love working at summer camp.
have you ever noticed that homeless people never have acne. suck it proactive
why the fuck does my google maps say i'm in punjab?!?!? u think it has to do with like...outsourcing?
He started yelling "fuck the environment" then puked all over the baby trees
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
Well that's the first time I've woken up with wet jorts
DR UNK TOWN USA
TEAM USA GO AMERICA
Let the record show that the first hour of my twenty-first was spent shooting tequila ans discussing the emotional integrity of werewolves.
You were drinking whiskey from a beer bottle i dont know what you really expected...
I can't feel the bottom half of my face but i feel like our sex would be amazing
Turns out he's just a recently divorced IT guy. Not a wizard.
He was trying to break into my apartment to get the coke he left last night, didn't engage parking break, so the van started rolling. yup, it's broken.
He just peed in the cab. I repeat..IN.
She made me baby bird juul smoke to her while we were fucking
There is an episode of "how it's made" on tv right now. The subject is tequila and water beds. Basically my life.
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