My dick has been asking about u. He said he didn't do anything wrong n I'm a dumbass
I do regret it. But I can't unfuck her
susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
Don't be offended. I can't even stand sleeping next to my dildo after I'm done, let alone a whole person.
the fact that he forgave me for making out with the bartender is proof that i can fuck my way out of anything.
You dislocated his arm and then bought him two shots to numb the pain while you pushed it back in
He's hinting that I'm starting to be kicked out of their blunt rides, I can feel it.
i understand you have values and thats awesome, all i want to help you do is forget about them breifly
if I see a bottle of vodka right now I'll probably throw up gum I swallowed when I was a kid
You know it's a good party when even the dealers were too fucked up. Just found and counted 140 E pills I found in a bag in the couch. Just paid for weed this month.
I'm using toast as a chaser. If I wasn't already so fucked up this would be revolting.
We are planning a drunk snapchat treasure hunt for tomorrow, and the treasure is his penis, this is a game I'm not willing to loose.
I just revenge puked in his shoes. This is gonna be a fun night :)
I have to start drinking water I have a drug test to fail at 1:40
It's starting to get sad how I have this 'new beginning' feeling after every negative pregnancy test
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