Dear everyone. As mark stated i did the 'piss n run' last night. This is all new to me and it scares me. Again, sorry. "if i could turn back time" -cher
If she's telling you consent laws theres probably a reason
He said he loved me so I pretended not to hear it because I don't think "I love your penis" was the response he was looking for.
it's official, after last weekend my girl number is higher than my guy number. fix this.
why is it ever time u get laid i end up having to clean something twice? you have no idea how hard it is to wash smugged ass cheeks off the counter
there not mine if that helps
I think I'm goin to jail but either way I had a blast.
Thank you, I really appreciate that. I know I couldn't participate in class tonight and I hope that doesn't affect my grade too much. So please let me know of any extra credit opportunities such as fellatio
I taped a pair of scissors and a coupon for a waxing on the door. He gets to choose.
I have bruises from doing the splits on the poles, if that doesn't scream bourbon street regret then I don't know what does
She called and said her prescription was refilled. I guess we are dating again.
the cashier at the gas station pulled a twig out of my hair and told me I should probably wash it before work....it was kinda sweet.
I also have bagel bites. I know that's not as big an incentive as the cocksucking but.....
...Just hit my fuck buddy with my car.
Is it appropriate to be taking shots at 11 on sunday?
Absolutely same thing as church only different
Things change once you put a ring on it. 5 years ago if I had morning wood she would have gone nympho on that. Now I am just lucky if she touches it rolling when we sleep.
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