I'm drive I can fine osifer
if reincarnation is for serious, i better be a guy in my next life
with a huge shlong
massive. i wanna make bitches cry
These people need to leave so I can have rum and Doritos at work like every other American.
sorry for throwing an entire water bottle of vodka at you. It was very wasteful
It was the worst sex ever. All she did was tap on my balls with her hands like she was in a reggae band.
there was a trail of blood coming out of one of the bathroom stalls. thought of you
He was making Jim beam nachos. Chips soaked in whiskey with cheese
i ended up making out with my new neighbor in a stranger's car that we found unlocked on a driveway somewhere. apparently drunk self never say "no" to adventure.
The whole time we were hanging out my vagina was yelling at me like its a real live penis that wants to have sex with us what are you doing
Under no circumstances is tits McGee to make that kind of decision about my life!
Caprisun cuts tequila surprisingly well...
If sending nudes to tinder boy is considered functional then yes.
I wonder if the sex shop has any Black Friday deals.
So chicken strips and confidence do not you make you sober.
Always great to be boarding a plane when you realize that what you thought was gas is actually very untrustworthy
Randomize
